USCA 2005

[Roadhog]

Last year's categories:
01 Hoax of the year
02 Most tedious thread
03 Most pointless thread
04 Most Newsworthy thread
06 Shortest-lived multiple identity
07 Most obvious multiple identity
08 Most random comment(member and what it was)
09 Most irritating thread
10 Most promising newbie

11 Most pointless debate
12 Best original Tag (member and name of tag)
14: Best joke thread
15 Member least likely to be a Moderator
16 Best original invention of a country by a member
18 Thread which consumed most of your time for a pointless purpose
19 Most completely cocked-up picture posting award (member and thread)
20 Most dramatic entrance into a thread

21 Member most likely to be offended by being given "Hugggz"
22 Member most Likely to be Amazed Grace reincarnated
23 Member most likely to be an avatar of Satan
24 Most ludicrous nickname
25: Best game
27 Most likely variant of a common swearword to survive deletion by a Moderator
28 Funniest member
30 Biggest drama queen

32.Member who leads the biggest gang in SC
33.Member most likely to be a dictator
35 Biggest Censor
36 Most ludicrous overuse of the icon award
37 The "Mr Stretch Memorial Award" for the most consistent
thread-stretcher in the Dolla thread
38 Most outrageous repetitive "bump poster" award

41 Least understandable post or thread
42 Member with the weirdest fetish
43 Member with the weirdest pet.
44 Member with the strangest lingo
45 Most obsessive pic poster
47 Least noticed member
48 Most inappropriate use of Broccoli award
49 Most inappropriate references to Chicken
50 Most daring person to take on Savant award

51 Member most often beaten by Savant
52 Member who loves Mung the most
53 Most bumped thread
54 Most under utilised thread
55 Longest post to a thread by a member
56 Most imaginative way of wishing someone a Happy Birthday in Woman's Birthdays threads
57 Most (consecutive) posts to the same thread by a single member
58 Biggest spelling mistake
59 Member most likely to be a Darwin Award nominee
60 Media personality most often mentioned in threads

61 Member who would make the best Prime Minister
62 Member who most often rambles on and on in no particular order about a topic which is totally unrelated to the thread and which bears no resemblance to any other posts in that same thread - or indeed any other thread currently on the top lists - and who therefore tends to slant the thread away in a new direction and then on their next post goes off on yet another tangent and still waffles on and on ad-nauseum which sometimes can be amusing and other times can be annoying as their constant waffling causes the thread to become disjointed ... (Otherwise to be known as the 'Wanderers Award')...
63 Worst Blond Joke teller of the year
64 Award for providing the largest number of categories in addition to the original list
65 Most imaginative use of smilies in a post
68 Most Ripped off thread award
70 Most nominated for an award award

71 Least sexy thread award
72 Most sexy thread award
73 Member most likely to be found out as a cross-dresser
74 Most annoying post - like the song that never ends - yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
75 Most inappropriate use of HTML in a post
76 Most blatant self-promotion award
77 Most prolific cut and paster award
78 Worst txt language in a thread award
79 Most posts consistantly deleted by a Moderator
80 Most likely to be a Moderator (hah!)

81 Simplest Nickname
82 The two members to live the furthest away from each other award
83 The "Not Really a New Zealand resident" award
84 Greatest act of kindness (member and what it was).
85 Member who posted the Stupidest Post or Thread
86 Member who looks the most like a celebrity
87 Member whose nickname sounds most like a sweater
88 Most original way to swear to evade the deletion police, and the member who did it
89 Member most likely to bite someone's head off at a moments notice
90 Longest deleted post to a thread award

91 Funniest non-joke thread
92 Member who posted a link to a site providing the greatest numbers of trojans, popups, spyware and assorted nasties
93 Most pornographic picture award (must have already been deleted to qualify)
94 Member who showed up again after being away the longest award
95 Member who attended the most SC "meets"
96 Worst advice posted by a member"
97 Most predictable car crash award
98 Worst SC addiction award
99 Biggest Boob award
100 Prettiest Thread Award

101 Favourite Multiple Identity
102 Longest active thread unconnected with Archery
103 Least likely to use capital letters or punctuation in a post.
104 Most active thread by a member who hasn't posted in it for the last six months
105 Subtlest porno image to survive deletion the longest
106 Best picture of Blue's boobs award
107 The "Lilravenmoon" award for creative voting

[Roadhog]

2005 categorys
USCA 2005 CATEGORIES

Adulation
061 Member who would make the best Prime Minister
070 Most nominated for an award award
084 Greatest act of kindness (member and what it was).
100 Prettiest Thread Award
111 Person most likely to beat Savant with a blunt instrument
118 Nicest thread of 2004/5
129 Member who owns the largest harem
148 Most controversial member
163 Member Of The Year Award

Angry
117 Most likely member to be offended by smiley only posts
128 Member most likely to go on a rampage
155 Member most likely to spontaneously combust on any given day of the week.
165 The most vicious unprovoked attack on another member
173 Least justified ban from the forum

Boredom
002 Most tedious thread
003 Most pointless thread
011 Most pointless debate
018 Thread which consumed most of your time for a pointless purpose
036 Most ludicrous overuse of an icon award
055 Longest post to a thread by a member
062 'Wanderers Award .

Cock-up
019 Most completely cocked-up picture posting award (member and thread)
058 Biggest spelling mistake
085 Member who posted the Stupidest Post or Thread
099 Biggest Boob award
144 Member who posts the most "Why Can't I Post In Your Thread" threads
161 The Peroxide Blonde Moments award

Drama
030 Biggest drama queen
050 Most daring person to take on Savant award
119 Longest drawn out saga by a multi id (requiring more than one thread)
159 The "Gossip Queen Award"
160 The "Rover's Return" Award

Fame
060 Media personality most often mentioned in threads
086 Member who looks the most like a celebrity

Fetish
048 Most inappropriate use of Broccoli award
049 Most inappropriate references to Chicken
052 Member who loves Mung the most
073 Member most likely to be found out as a cross-dresser
167 Male most likely to wake up with nail polish on

Friendliness
108 Member who is the most entertainment at meets
114 Mod most likely to enjoy an a***licking

Fun
011 Best joke thread
025 Best game
028 Funniest member
091 Funniest non-joke thread

Masochism
051 Member most often beaten by Savant
090 Longest deleted post to a thread award
098 Worst SC addiction award
113 Member most in danger of spontaneous combustion

Member
021 Member most likely to be offended by being given "Hugggz"
022 Member most Likely to be Amazed Grace reincarnated
023 Member most likely to be an avatar of Satan
082 The two members to live the furthest away from each other award
094 Member who showed up again after being away the longest award
095 Member who attended the most SC "meets"

Mod
015 Member least likely to be a Moderator
080 Most likely to be a Moderator (hah!)
121 Cutest Moderator
125 Funniest comment by a Moderator
162 Mod Of The Year Award
174 Best post by a Moderator

Multi
006 Shortest-lived multiple identity
007 Most obvious multiple identity
101 Favourite Multiple Identity
171 Most IDs by a member (list required)
191 Busted multi of the year


Nark
164 Multi ID Detective Snoop Award
168 The "I'm gonna cry to the Mods and email SC admin about you" award (The Ner Ner Ne Ner Ner Award)

Naughty
001 Hoax of the year
027 Most likely variant of a common swearword to survive deletion by a Moderator
037 The "Mr Stretch Memorial Award" for the most consistent thread stretcher
075 Most inappropriate use of HTML in a post
079 Most posts consistantly deleted by a Moderator
083 The "Not Really a New Zealand resident" award
088 Most original way to swear to evade the deletion police, and the member who did it
092 Member who posted a link to a site providing the greatest numbers of trojans, popups, spyware and assorted nasties
136 The "Why Was My Post Deleted?" award
138 Least Lamented Leaver
146 Thread with the highest number of expletives before deletion.
157 Biggest attack of this forum
172 Longest ban from the forum
183 Most threads deleted within five minutes of returning from a ban award

News
004 Most Newsworthy thread

Objectionable
009 Most irritating thread
032.Member who leads the biggest gang in SC
033.Member most likely to be a dictator
035 Biggest Censor


Obsession
038 Most outrageous repetitive "bump poster" award
045 Most obsessive pic poster
053 Most bumped thread
057 Most (consecutive) posts to the same thread by a single member
102 Longest active thread unconnected with Archery
184 Most active Post Whore
185 Most prolific thread creator
190 Most prolific ranter

Originality
012 Best original Tag (member and name of tag)
016 Best original invention of a country by a member
020 Most dramatic entrance into a thread
056 Most imaginative way of wishing someone a Happy Birthday
064 Award for providing the largest number of categories in addition to the original list
065 Most imaginative use of smilies in a post
081 Simplest Nickname
096 Worst advice posted by a member"
107 The "Lilravenmoon" award for creative voting
124 Most original suggestion of what members would like to do to a Moderator
132 The Biggest Surprise of the year...(the one nobody saw coming...)
143 Most Creative Contravention of the Rules Award

Parody
169 Best thread parody
180 Illegal Impersonation Award

Plagiarism
068 Most Ripped off thread award
077 Most prolific cut and paster award

Predictability
097 Most predictable car crash award

Quiet
047 Least noticed member
054 Most under utilised thread
149 Most participation in a debate/argument by someone who normally doesn't do so

Religion
137 Religious Debater of the Year
152 Member most likely to start their own cult
158 Two Members That Best Suit Being An Angel And Devil
175 Zealot of the Year
187 Least likely to ever die

Sad
059 Member most likely to be a Darwin Award nominee
063 Worst Blond Joke teller of the year
110 Person most likely to still live with mom and jack-off over animal porn
112 Member most likely to live alone with 23 cats

Sadism
074 Most annoying post
078 Worst txt language in a thread award
089 Member most likely to bite someone's head off at a moments notice
103 Least likely to use capital letters or punctuation in a post.
126 Member best known for stalking
145 Most likely to threadjack award
156 Member most likely to cyber harass

Self-promotion
076 Most blatant self-promotion award
120 Cutest baby!!!!
134 Member that makes Linno laugh the most
135 Member least likely to receive an award but deserves one anyway
153 Member most likely to say "I'm too sexy for my shirt" randomly in any conversation
154 The member who has no clue as to what the heck this is all about…
178 Most Desperate to win an USCA Award.
179 WTF is my thread doing in Contro
181 Member most determined that her boobs be recognised
186 Award for celebrating their birthday the longest

Sex
071 Least sexy thread award
072 Most sexy thread award
093 Most pornographic picture award (must have already been deleted to qualify)
105 Subtlest porno image to survive deletion the longest
106 Best picture of Blue's boobs award
177 Worst porn post (sanitised description only).
188 The Stella can I get a picture of your tits award (an ornithological award).

Strange
008 Most random comment(member and what it was)
024 Most ludicrous nickname
041 Least understandable post or thread
042 Member with the weirdest fetish
043 Member with the weirdest pet.
044 Member with the strangest lingo
087 Member whose nickname sounds most like a sweater
109 Member most likely to have Mung at the bottom of a well putting lotion in a basket award
116 Member most likely to be on the run from the Mason Clinic
147 Member notorious for too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
166 Member most likely to have 3 nipples

Sundry
104 Most active thread by a member who hasn't posted in it for the last six months
150 The two SC members most different from each other (personality, views etc...) "The Chalk and Cheese" Award ?
176 Australian import of the year (member and/or thread).

Vilification
122 Member most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
123 Moderator most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
127 Moderator Vilification award
130 Member most likely to have been a US Postal Service Worker
131 Member most likely to grow up to be the Pope
133 Member most likely to disappear under suspicious circumstances
115 Member most likely to require sedation
139 Most arrogant shmuck award?
151 Member "most like Richard Hillman" (who he ?)
170 Richard Cranium memorial award
182 Largest pimples on Chest that still need a bra - just
189 Member most often under the influence

[Roadhog]

2006 categorys:
USCA 2006 CATEGORIES

Adulation
084 Greatest act of kindness (member and what it was).
118 Nicest thread of 2004/5
148 Most controversial member
163 Member Of The Year Award

Angry
113 Member most in danger of spontaneous combustion
165 The most vicious unprovoked attack on another member
173 Least justified ban from the forum

Boredom
002 Most tedious thread
011 Most pointless debate
018 Thread which consumed most of your time for a pointless purpose
036 Most ludicrous overuse of an icon award
055 Longest post to a thread by a member

Cock-up
085 Member who posted the Stupidest Post or Thread
144 Member who posts the most "Why Can't I Post In Your Thread" threads

Drama
030 Biggest drama queen
119 Longest drawn out saga by a multi id (requiring more than one thread)
159 The "Gossip Queen Award"
160 The "Rover's Return" Award

Friendliness
108 Member who is the most entertainment at meets
114 Mod most likely to enjoy an a***licking

Fun
011 Best joke thread
025 Best game
028 Funniest member
091 Funniest non-joke thread

Masochism
098 Worst SC addiction award


Mod
015 Member least likely to be a Moderator


Multi
006 Shortest-lived multiple identity
007 Most obvious multiple identity
101 Favourite Multiple Identity
171 Most IDs by a member (list required)
191 Busted multi of the year

Nark
164 Multi ID Detective Snoop Award
168 The "I'm gonna cry to the Mods and email SC admin about you" award (The Ner Ner Ne Ner Ner Award)

Naughty
001 Hoax of the year
027 Most likely variant of a common swearword to survive deletion by a Moderator
037 The "Mr Stretch Memorial Award" for the most consistent thread stretcher
075 Most inappropriate use of HTML in a post
079 Most posts consistantly deleted by a Moderator
092 Member who posted a link to a site providing the greatest numbers of trojans, popups, spyware and assorted nasties
136 The "Why Was My Post Deleted?" award
138 Least Lamented Leaver
157 Biggest attack of this forum
172 Longest ban from the forum
183 Most threads deleted within five minutes of returning from a ban award

News
004 Most Newsworthy thread

Objectionable
009 Most irritating thread
032.Member who leads the biggest gang in SC
033.Member most likely to be a dictator
035 Biggest Censor

Obsession
038 Most outrageous repetitive "bump poster" award
045 Most obsessive pic poster
053 Most bumped thread
057 Most (consecutive) posts to the same thread by a single member
102 Longest active thread unconnected with Archery
184 Most active Post Whore
185 Most prolific thread creator
190 Most prolific ranter

Originality
012 Best original Tag (member and name of tag)
020 Most dramatic entrance into a thread
056 Most imaginative way of wishing someone a Happy Birthday
096 Worst advice posted by a member"
124 Most original suggestion of what members would like to do to a Moderator
132 The Biggest Surprise of the year...(the one nobody saw coming...)
143 Most Creative Contravention of the Rules Award

Parody
169 Best thread parody
180 Illegal Impersonation Award

Plagiarism
068 Most Ripped off thread award
077 Most prolific cut and paster award

Quiet
149 Most participation in a debate/argument by someone who normally doesn't do so

Religion
137 Religious Debater of the Year
152 Member most likely to start their own cult
158 Two Members That Best Suit Being An Angel And Devil
175 Zealot of the Year

Sad
059 Member most likely to be a Darwin Award nominee
112 Member most likely to live alone with 23 cats

Sadism
074 Most annoying post
089 Member most likely to bite someone's head off at a moments notice
103 Least likely to use capital letters or punctuation in a post.
126 Member best known for stalking
145 Most likely to threadjack award
156 Member most likely to cyber harass

Self-promotion
076 Most blatant self-promotion award
135 Member least likely to receive an award but deserves one anyway
153 Member most likely to say "I'm too sexy for my shirt" randomly in any conversation
154 The member who has no clue as to what the heck this is all about…
178 Most Desperate to win an USCA Award.
179 WTF is my thread doing in Contro award
181 Member most determined that her boobs be recognised
186 Award for celebrating their birthday the longest

Sex
071 Least sexy thread award
072 Most sexy thread award
093 Most pornographic picture award (must have already been deleted to qualify)
105 Subtlest porno image to survive deletion the longest
106 Best picture of Blue's boobs award
177 Worst porn post (sanitised description only).

Strange
008 Most random comment(member and what it was)
024 Most ludicrous nickname
041 Least understandable post or thread
087 Member whose nickname sounds most like a sweater
166 Member most likely to have 3 nipples

Sundry
104 Most active thread by a member who hasn't posted in it for the last six months
150 The two SC members most different from each other (personality, views etc...) "The Chalk and Cheese" Award ?
176 Australian import of the year (member and/or thread).

Vilification
122 Member most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
123 Moderator most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
127 Moderator Vilification award
130 Member most likely to have been a US Postal Service Worker
131 Member most likely to grow up to be the Pope
133 Member most likely to disappear under suspicious circumstances
115 Member most likely to require sedation
139 Most arrogant shmuck award?
170 Richard Cranium memorial award
182 Largest pimples on Chest that still need a bra - just
189 Member most often under the influence

New
201 "Most insane" award
202 Dahatsu Sirion Auction runner-up award.
203 Leader of the anti-Gold cheerleader's club
204 Member most likely to declare their house an independent country and declare war on greater New Zealand.
205 Member most likely to make The Greens cry.
206 Member most likely to react violently upon receiving this award.
207 Most in love with their new Gold star award.
208 Prettiest Blue star award.

[Roadhog]

USCA 2007 CATEGORIES

Adulation
084 Greatest act of kindness (member and what it was).
118 Nicest thread of 2006/07
148 Most controversial member
163 Member Of The Year Award
210 Cutest baby of the year award

Angry
113 Member most in danger of spontaneous combustion
165 The most vicious unprovoked attack on another member
173 Least justified ban from the forum

Boredom
002 Most tedious thread
011 Most pointless debate
018 Thread which consumed most of your time for a pointless purpose
036 Most ludicrous overuse of an icon award
055 Longest post to a thread by a member

Cock-up
085 Member who posted the Stupidest Post or Thread
144 Member who posts the most "Why Can't I Post In Your Thread" threads

Drama
029 Most startling revelation of the year
030 Biggest drama queen
119 Longest drawn out saga by a multi id (requiring more than one thread)
159 The "Gossip Queen Award"
160 The "Rover's Return" Award

Friendliness
017 Member you would most like to take on a date.
031 Most pleasant newbie to arrive in SC award
108 Member who is the most entertainment at meets
114 Mod most likely to enjoy an asslicking

Fun
003 Most creative use of photoshop or animation shop
010 Best joke thread
025 Best game
028 Funniest member
091 Funniest non-joke thread
213 Silliest Joke award

Masochism
019 The person you would most like to be stuck on a deserted island with.
039 SC member most likely to be a reporter in disguise
098 Worst SC addiction award


Mod
015 Member least likely to be a Moderator


Multi
006 Shortest-lived multiple identity
007 Most obvious multiple identity
101 Favourite Multiple Identity
191 Busted multi of the year

Nark
164 Multi ID Detective Snoop Award
168 The "I'm gonna cry to the Mods and email SC admin about you" award (The Ner Ner Ne Ner Ner Award)

Naughty
001 Hoax of the year
027 Most likely variant of a common swearword to survive deletion by a Moderator
037 The "Mr Stretch Memorial Award" for the most consistent thread stretcher
075 Most inappropriate use of HTML in a post
079 Most posts consistently deleted by a Moderator
136 The "Why Was My Post Deleted?" award
138 Least Lamented Leaver
157 Biggest attack of this forum
172 Longest ban from the forum
183 Most threads deleted within five minutes of returning from a ban award

News
004 Most Newsworthy thread

Objectionable
009 Most irritating thread
032.Member who leads the biggest gang in SC
033.Member most likely to be a dictator
043 Biggest Censor

Obsession
022 Most lamented leaver (Member you wish would come back)
038 Most outrageous repetitive "bump poster" award
045 Most obsessive pic poster
053 Most bumped thread
057 Most (consecutive) posts to the same thread by a single member
184 Most active Post Whore
185 Most prolific thread creator
190 Most prolific ranter

Originality
012 Best original Tag (member and name of tag)
020 Most dramatic entrance into a thread
124 Most original suggestion of what members would like to do to a Moderator
132 The Biggest Surprise of the year...(the one nobody saw coming...)
143 Most Creative Contravention of the Rules Award

Parody
169 Best thread parody
180 Illegal Impersonation Award

Plagiarism
014 The Google King/Queen award
068 Most Ripped off thread award
077 Most prolific cut and paster award

Quiet
033 Darkest Horse Multiple Poster Award
149 Most participation in a debate/argument by someone who normally doesn't do so

Religion
137 Religious Debater of the Year
152 Member most likely to start their own cult
158 Two Members That Best Suit Being An Angel And Devil
175 Zealot of the Year

Sad
059 Member most likely to be a Darwin Award nominee
112 Member most likely to live alone with 23 cats

Sadism
040 The member most likely to not know what Google is
074 Most annoying post
089 Member most likely to bite someone's head off at a moments notice
103 Least likely to use capital letters or punctuation in a post.
126 Member best known for stalking
145 Most likely to threadjack award
156 Member most likely to cyber harass
204 Member most likely to declare their house an independent country and declare war on greater New Zealand

Self-promotion
023 Member most likely to ask for dating advice
035 Member most likely to quote the TOS of Smile City if they feel people are abusing them
076 Most blatant self-promotion award
135 Member least likely to receive an award but deserves one anyway
154 The member who has no clue as to what the heck this is all about…
178 Most Desperate to win an USCA Award.
179 WTF is my thread doing in Contro award
181 Member most determined that her boobs be recognised
203 Leader of the anti-Gold cheerleader's club




Sex
016 Member you would date onLY if they were the last person on earth
034 Member who most wants to have another member's babies
071 Least sexy thread award
072 Most sexy thread award
093 Most pornographic picture award (must have already been deleted to qualify)
105 Subtlest porno image to survive deletion the longest
177 Worst porn post (sanitised description only).
209 Best Original Word for a Gonad

Strange
008 Most random comment(member and what it was)
013 Member least in touch with reality.
024 Most ludicrous nickname
041 Least understandable post or thread
166 Member most likely to have 3 nipples
206 Member most likely to react violently upon receiving this award.
211 Member least likely to be male
212 Member least likely to be female

Sundry
005 Member most in touch with reality.
104 Most active thread by a member who hasn't posted in it for the last six months
150 The two SC members most different from each other (personality, views etc...) "The Chalk and Cheese" Award?
176 Australian import of the year (member and/or thread).
205 Member most likely to make The Greens cry
208 Most star struck by their new green star award.

Vilification
021 Member with the biggest God complex
026 Member most capable of the best non-sequiturs
038 Worst reason for being banned
122 Member most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
123 Moderator most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
127 Moderator Vilification award
130 Member most likely to have been a US Postal Service Worker
131 Member most likely to grow up to be the Pope
133 Member most likely to disappear under suspicious circumstances
115 Member most likely to require sedation
139 Most arrogant shmuck award?
153 The sour grapes award for member most likely to need a carrot extraction
170 Richard Cranium memorial award
189 Member most often under the influence
201 "Most insane" award

[Roderick]

;D

[Roadhog]

2008

Adulation
084, Greatest act of kindness (name of member and what it was).
118, Nicest thread of 2007/08
148, Most controversial member
163, Member of the Year Award
210, Cutest baby of the year award
215, SC Bride of the year

Angry
113, Member most in danger of spontaneous combustion
165, The most vicious unprovoked attack on another member
173, Least justified ban from the forum

Boredom
002, Most tedious thread
011, Most pointless debate
018, Thread which consumed most of your time for a pointless purpose
036, Most ludicrous overuse of an icon award
055, Longest post to a thread by a member

Cock-up
085, Member who posted the Stupidest Post or Thread
144, Member who posts the most "Why Can't I Post in Your Thread" threads

Drama
029, Most startling revelation of the year
030, Biggest drama queen
119, Longest drawn out saga by a multi id (requiring more than one thread)
159, The "Gossip Queen Award"
160, The "Rover's Return" Award

Friendliness
017, Member you would most like to take on a date.
031, Most pleasant newbie to arrive in SC award
108, Member who is the most entertainment at meets

Fun
003, Most creative use of Photoshop, gimp or animation shop
010, Best joke thread
025, Best game
028, Funniest member
091, Funniest non-joke thread
213, Silliest Joke award

Masochism
019, The person you would most like to be stuck on a deserted island with.
039, SC member most likely to be a reporter in disguise
098, Worst SC addiction award.

Mod
015, Member least likely to be a Moderator
214, Member most likely to be a Moderator


Multi
007, Most obvious multiple identity
101, Favourite Multiple Identity
191, Busted multi of the year

Nark
164, Multi ID Detective Snoop Award
168, The "I'm gonna cry to the Mods and email SC admin about you" award (The Ner Ner Ne Ner Ner Award)

Naughty
001, Hoax of the year
027, Most likely variant of a common swearword to survive deletion by a Moderator
037, The "Mr Stretch Memorial Award" for the most consistent thread stretcher
075, Most inappropriate use of HTML in a post
079, Most posts consistently deleted by a Moderator
136, The "Why Was My Post Deleted?" award
138, Least Lamented Leaver
157, Biggest attack of this forum
172, Longest ban from the forum
183, Most threads deleted within five minutes of returning from a ban award
216, Member most likely to use a troll for target practise.

News
004, Most Newsworthy thread
217, The Professor of SC award (member that has offered a welcome knowledge base on a particular subject)

Objectionable
009, Most irritating thread
032, Member who leads the biggest gang in SC
033, Member most likely to be a dictator
043, Biggest Censor

Obsession
022, Most lamented leaver (Member you wish would come back)
038, Most outrageous repetitive "bump poster" award
045, Most obsessive pic poster
053, Most bumped thread
057, Most (consecutive) posts to the same thread by a single member
184, Most active Post Whore
185, Most prolific thread creator
190, Most prolific ranter

Originality
012, Best original Tag (member and name of tag)
020, Most dramatic entrance into a thread
124, Most original suggestion of what members would like to do to a Moderator
132, The Biggest Surprise of the year... (The one nobody saw coming...)
143, Most Creative Contravention of the Rules Award

Parody
169, Best thread parody
180, Illegal Impersonation Award

Plagiarism
014, The Google King/Queen award
068, Most ripped off thread award
077, Most prolific cut and paster award

Quiet
033, Darkest Horse Multiple Poster Award
149, Most participation in a debate/argument by someone who normally doesn't do so

Religion
137, Religious Debater of the Year
152, Member most likely to start their own cult
158, Two Members That Best Suit Being An Angel And Devil
175, Zealot of the Year

Sad
059, Member most likely to be a Darwin Award nominee
112, Member most likely to live alone with 23 cats

Sadism
040, The member most likely to not know what Google is
074, Most annoying post
089, Member most likely to bite someones head off at a moment's notice
103, Least likely to use capital letters or punctuation in a post.
126, Member best known for stalking
145, Most likely to threadjack award
204, Member most likely to declare their house an independent country and declare war on greater New Zealand
219, The earplug award (FOR THE MEMBER WHO IS MOST LIKELY UNABLE TO FIND THE CAPS BUTTON)

Self-promotion
023, Member most likely to ask for dating advice
035, Member most likely to quote the TOS of Smile City if they feel people are abusing them
042, Member most likely to overuse the magenta code
076, Most blatant self-promotion award
135, Member least likely to receive an award but deserves one anyway
154, The member who has no clue as to what the heck this is all about…
178, Most Desperate to win an USCA Award.
179, WTF is my thread doing in Contro award
181, Member most determined that her boobs be recognised

Sex
034, Member who most wants to have another member's babies
071, Least sexy thread award
072, Most sexy thread award
093, Most pornographic picture award (must have already been deleted to qualify)
105, Subtlest porno image to survive deletion the longest
177, Worst porn post (sanitised description only).
209, Best Original Word for a Gonad

Strange
008, Most random comment (member and what it was)
013, Member least in touch with reality.
024, Most ludicrous nickname
041, Least understandable post or thread
166, Member most likely to have 3 nipples
206, Member most likely to react violently upon receiving this award.
211, Member least likely to be male
212, Member least likely to be female

Sundry
005, Member most in touch with reality.
104, Most active thread by a member who hasn't posted in it for the last six months
150, The two SC members most different from each other (personality, views etc...) "The Chalk and Cheese" Award?
205, Member most likely to make The Greens cry
208, Most star struck by their new green star award.
218, The Recaffeinater award (for the member most in need of a coffee)

Vilification
021, Member with the biggest God complex
026, Member most capable of the best non-sequiturs
038, Worst reason for being banned
096, Worst advice posted by a member
122, Member most likely to have escaped from a psychiatric institution
130, Member most likely to have been a US Postal Service Worker
131, Member most likely to grow up to be the Pope
133, Member most likely to disappear under suspicious circumstances
115, Member most likely to require sedation
139, Most arrogant schmuck award?
170, Richard Cranium memorial award
189, Member most often under the influence
201, "Most insane" award
220, The member most likely to need a good supply of vaseline to help with their greasing addiction around USCA time