Post by Roadhog on Jun 4, 2008 20:51:47 GMT 12
Aries.....
Your love of your job has plumbed to new depths. You decide to go on a three day fishing trip. You stay eight days, getting paralytic (although nobody notices), and you return smelling of Mullet to find your job has been fobbed off to chinese sweatshops. You are out of beer, and ran out of bait days ago, leaving you feeling sheepish!
Taurus...
Bullshit!!! You are getting tired of other star signs steeling your intellectual property and decide whether to sue or start WW3. Hitler's suits went bad, forcing him to send the judges to Auschwitz. You choose Antarctica, instead.
Gemini....
You are feeling doubt at a loved one's ineptitude this week. You reason "Its not my fault", but your evil twin has other ideas. While you decide what to do, you feel your evil twin about to stuff up again. Shame you share the same body.
Cancer.....
Its a bad time to cut that peace deal. The other signs are stealing your thunder... again. Your not getting younger, and your sexual days are near and end. You decide to wage a campaign of vendetta.... starting with Virgo.
Leo.....
Pluto has been sniffing around Uranus. Might explain why this week is full of Mickey Mouse ideas and Goofy plans! Chuck a sicky!!
Virgo....
You are not a virgin. Your date looks dodgey. Them crabs are waging a war. Watch for the ambush!
Libra...
You feel unusually calm and peaceful this week. No, the council havnt added happy-acid to the water. Others notice your well-balanced nature, too... particularly the drooling from both sides of your mouth!
Scorpio.....
That sting in your tail is yours. The swelling will continue giving you pain for the rest of the week. Strangely, your partner has a prolonged headache!
Sagitarius....
Shut up! Yes I know it's physically impossible for Sagitarius to clam-up, but somebody is trying to tell you something. That smoke may be your arse on fire!!!
Capricorn.....
Acting the goat at work may not endear you to your colleagues, and the predictions you got from the NZSE50 wont pan out. Go back to reading palms!
Aquarius....
You are wet behind the ears, and are unusually proud of the fact this week. Careful, tho, as you notice unusual fungal, algae and kumara growths in ya lugs. Explains why Sagitarius has been unusually quiet lately....
Pisces....
You are in demand this week, and not for what you think! Be careful of sharp barbs from mutton dressed as sheep! If you dont, you will tumble hook, line, and sinker!
Your love of your job has plumbed to new depths. You decide to go on a three day fishing trip. You stay eight days, getting paralytic (although nobody notices), and you return smelling of Mullet to find your job has been fobbed off to chinese sweatshops. You are out of beer, and ran out of bait days ago, leaving you feeling sheepish!
Taurus...
Bullshit!!! You are getting tired of other star signs steeling your intellectual property and decide whether to sue or start WW3. Hitler's suits went bad, forcing him to send the judges to Auschwitz. You choose Antarctica, instead.
Gemini....
You are feeling doubt at a loved one's ineptitude this week. You reason "Its not my fault", but your evil twin has other ideas. While you decide what to do, you feel your evil twin about to stuff up again. Shame you share the same body.
Cancer.....
Its a bad time to cut that peace deal. The other signs are stealing your thunder... again. Your not getting younger, and your sexual days are near and end. You decide to wage a campaign of vendetta.... starting with Virgo.
Leo.....
Pluto has been sniffing around Uranus. Might explain why this week is full of Mickey Mouse ideas and Goofy plans! Chuck a sicky!!
Virgo....
You are not a virgin. Your date looks dodgey. Them crabs are waging a war. Watch for the ambush!
Libra...
You feel unusually calm and peaceful this week. No, the council havnt added happy-acid to the water. Others notice your well-balanced nature, too... particularly the drooling from both sides of your mouth!
Scorpio.....
That sting in your tail is yours. The swelling will continue giving you pain for the rest of the week. Strangely, your partner has a prolonged headache!
Sagitarius....
Shut up! Yes I know it's physically impossible for Sagitarius to clam-up, but somebody is trying to tell you something. That smoke may be your arse on fire!!!
Capricorn.....
Acting the goat at work may not endear you to your colleagues, and the predictions you got from the NZSE50 wont pan out. Go back to reading palms!
Aquarius....
You are wet behind the ears, and are unusually proud of the fact this week. Careful, tho, as you notice unusual fungal, algae and kumara growths in ya lugs. Explains why Sagitarius has been unusually quiet lately....
Pisces....
You are in demand this week, and not for what you think! Be careful of sharp barbs from mutton dressed as sheep! If you dont, you will tumble hook, line, and sinker!
