Post by Roadhog on Jan 18, 2009 10:08:38 GMT 12
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Lyrics to The Local Cops A Cunt :
Just got in from the local
Had to try the local brew
And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two
About you local yokels
And what yous get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you
[CHORUS]
He said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a
What did i say?
The local cops a cunt
The local mayors a damning dickhead
His wifes the local snob,
The local bank managers a damning wanker and so's the local cop.
The local sparky's a damning cowboy
The local plumbers making a mint
The local undertakers a damning weirdo
And the local lawyers full of shit
[CHORUS]
The local bookie's a shonky bastard
The local race is damning rigged
The local publican ought to be damning hung for watering down the piss
The local pollie's a damning gin jockey
And heres something else i know
The local cricket team aint worth damning shit
The local footy teams a damning joke
[CHORUS]
The local butchers full of blow flies
The local dogs are full of fleas
The local barbers a damning butcher
The local kids are damning thieves
The local car yard is a damning rip-off
And so's the local show
And the local cops a dead set cunt but i mentioned that a minute ago
When i said
The local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a what did i say?
The local cops a cunt
Big finish.
1,2,3,4
The local cops a cunt
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Lyrics to The Local Cops A Cunt :
Just got in from the local
Had to try the local brew
And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two
About you local yokels
And what yous get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you
[CHORUS]
He said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a
What did i say?
The local cops a cunt
The local mayors a damning dickhead
His wifes the local snob,
The local bank managers a damning wanker and so's the local cop.
The local sparky's a damning cowboy
The local plumbers making a mint
The local undertakers a damning weirdo
And the local lawyers full of shit
[CHORUS]
The local bookie's a shonky bastard
The local race is damning rigged
The local publican ought to be damning hung for watering down the piss
The local pollie's a damning gin jockey
And heres something else i know
The local cricket team aint worth damning shit
The local footy teams a damning joke
[CHORUS]
The local butchers full of blow flies
The local dogs are full of fleas
The local barbers a damning butcher
The local kids are damning thieves
The local car yard is a damning rip-off
And so's the local show
And the local cops a dead set cunt but i mentioned that a minute ago
When i said
The local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a what did i say?
The local cops a cunt
Big finish.
1,2,3,4
The local cops a cunt
