Post by surfingranny on Jun 30, 2011 10:50:12 GMT 12
LOG ON: Adding wood to the barbie
LOG OFF: What you do when the barbie is getting too hot
MONITOR: Keep an eye on the barbie
DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute
HARD DRIVE: A trip when you forgot the cold cans of lager
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys
WINDOW: What you shut when it's cold
SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season
BYTE: What mozzies do
MEGABYTE: What Australian mozzies do
CHIP: A bar snack
MICROCHIP: The last chip in the bag
MODEM: What you do to lawns
LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE: Plastic cutlery you get at MacDonalds
HARDWARE: Stainless steel cutlery you get from Woolworths
MOUSE: Small rodent that eats the grain in the shed
MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up
WEB: What spiders make
WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah
SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go
CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go
YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go
UPGRADE: A steep hill
SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out your lunch
MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out your lunch
USER: Neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK: What you do to repair the fishing net
INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go
NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they find the hole in the net
ONLINE: Where you hang the washing
OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough
