Post by fleigerhauptman on Aug 26, 2011 13:23:55 GMT 12
Little Johnny is sitting on the footpath with his feet in the gutter repeating all the swear words he has heard at school lately.
Soon a priest happens to be passing by,and hearing the lad using such foul language he dicides to have something to say to him about it.
Now now says the priest you must'nt swear,do'nt you know that god is everywhere,hears everything you say and knows everything?
After thinking for a moment little johnny asks the priest:
Is god in America?
yes says the priest.
And does god know that my big sister just got herself pregnant?
yes replies the priest.
Well asks johnny is god in New Zealand?
again the priest says yes.
And does god know that my big brother has just planted some beans in his garden asks johnny.
Once again the priest answers in the afirmative.
Johnny then gives the priest the evil eye and says:
And you'd be a f****n liar, cos me brother has'nt got a bloody garden.
Soon a priest happens to be passing by,and hearing the lad using such foul language he dicides to have something to say to him about it.
Now now says the priest you must'nt swear,do'nt you know that god is everywhere,hears everything you say and knows everything?
After thinking for a moment little johnny asks the priest:
Is god in America?
yes says the priest.
And does god know that my big sister just got herself pregnant?
yes replies the priest.
Well asks johnny is god in New Zealand?
again the priest says yes.
And does god know that my big brother has just planted some beans in his garden asks johnny.
Once again the priest answers in the afirmative.
Johnny then gives the priest the evil eye and says:
And you'd be a f****n liar, cos me brother has'nt got a bloody garden.
