Dealing with smart mouth women

[fleigerhauptman]

Many years ago when I was about 17 years of age I went to a dance one saturday night.
Looking along the wall I saw a rather attractive lass who was not looking all that happy,as no one had asked her for a dance for about 1/2 an hour.
So thinking to cheer her up a little, went over to her and said as I always did:Excuse me, could I have the pleasure of this dance?
She looked me up and down then replied:
No thank you I do'nt dance with children.
Thinking she realy needed to be put in her place I replied:
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I did'nt realize you were pregnant.

[surfingranny]

great answer

[spirit21]

Reminds... me I asked Doc to look at my right Elbow . Yep he said your beer drinking eblow.
Now with a name Like spirit , do I look like I'd drink beer ?? huh.
so quickly reply no my call girl elbow sitting at end bar looking at Beer drinking Guy ;D

We both had good laugh

[Granpa]