Post by fleigerhauptman on Aug 26, 2011 17:54:58 GMT 12
many years ago a young chap who owned a cockatoo used to go to one of the many dances held in Christchurch on a saturday night.
consequently he quite often arived home with a pretty young thing on his arm.
The cockatoo would wait until he saw them engaged in some heavy petting, and then screech out:
" awk I know somebody who'se gonna get f***ed tonight".
Now this got a bit embarassing for the poor young chap after a couple of months,so he decided to ask his next door flat occupiers advice.
The guy next door told him that the best thing he could do was to get a female to put in the cage with the male cockatoo.
So off he races to the local pet shop (henrys) which many of you older generation will remember.
He asks Henry if he has a female parrot for sale, and tells him about the bird he has at home.
Henry says he's terribly sorry, but he sold the last one he had the day before.
"whatever am I going to do " says the young chap.
"well "says henry"I do happen to have a female owl that I can let you have cheap".
"put that in the gage with the cockatoo for a couple of weeks and see how they get on together"
So the guy takes the owl home and puts it in with the parrot.
After watching them for a couple of weeks seeming to get along well together he decides to go to the dance on the next saturday night.
Arriving home with a realy stunning blond and getting down to some heavy foreplay.
SUDDENLY:
the cockatoo yells out:
"I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'SE GONNA GET F****D TONIGHT.
To which the owl says: :"WHOO WHOO"
then the parrot says:
"NOT YOU ANWAY YOU FLUFFY FACED BASTARD"
consequently he quite often arived home with a pretty young thing on his arm.
The cockatoo would wait until he saw them engaged in some heavy petting, and then screech out:
" awk I know somebody who'se gonna get f***ed tonight".
Now this got a bit embarassing for the poor young chap after a couple of months,so he decided to ask his next door flat occupiers advice.
The guy next door told him that the best thing he could do was to get a female to put in the cage with the male cockatoo.
So off he races to the local pet shop (henrys) which many of you older generation will remember.
He asks Henry if he has a female parrot for sale, and tells him about the bird he has at home.
Henry says he's terribly sorry, but he sold the last one he had the day before.
"whatever am I going to do " says the young chap.
"well "says henry"I do happen to have a female owl that I can let you have cheap".
"put that in the gage with the cockatoo for a couple of weeks and see how they get on together"
So the guy takes the owl home and puts it in with the parrot.
After watching them for a couple of weeks seeming to get along well together he decides to go to the dance on the next saturday night.
Arriving home with a realy stunning blond and getting down to some heavy foreplay.
SUDDENLY:
the cockatoo yells out:
"I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'SE GONNA GET F****D TONIGHT.
To which the owl says: :"WHOO WHOO"
then the parrot says:
"NOT YOU ANWAY YOU FLUFFY FACED BASTARD"
