Post by fleigerhauptman on Aug 26, 2011 19:09:22 GMT 12
A young bloke was sitting in the back seat of his car with a new girlfriend.
After a few kisses and feeling her breasts for about ten minutes he asked if he could see her private part.
I'm sorry she said but no you cant.
why not asked the young man, after all you've seen mine.
well to tell you the truth she said I have a deformity and if I was to show you you'd only laugh.
No I would'nt says the guy Promise.
Ok she says as long as you promise not to laugh.
Scouts honor says he I wo'nt laugh.
So she takes of her nickers so he can have a decko.
He stares and stares, not a sign of a vagina anywhere, he sits up and not able to help himself he starts laughing like hell.
With that the young lady lifted up her right arm and pissed in his eye
After a few kisses and feeling her breasts for about ten minutes he asked if he could see her private part.
I'm sorry she said but no you cant.
why not asked the young man, after all you've seen mine.
well to tell you the truth she said I have a deformity and if I was to show you you'd only laugh.
No I would'nt says the guy Promise.
Ok she says as long as you promise not to laugh.
Scouts honor says he I wo'nt laugh.
So she takes of her nickers so he can have a decko.
He stares and stares, not a sign of a vagina anywhere, he sits up and not able to help himself he starts laughing like hell.
With that the young lady lifted up her right arm and pissed in his eye