naval humour

[fleigerhauptman]

Q. what is the chief vice of a vice admiral?
A. the rear of a rear admiral.

Q. how do you drown a submarine full of irishmen?
A. knock on the hatch.

Q. what happens if you piss on the widward side of a ship?
A. you get your own back.

[Granpa]

did you hear about the gay whale?







he nipped off the end of a submarine, and sucked all the seamen out