Post by fleigerhauptman on Aug 28, 2011 18:13:16 GMT 12
After 3 glorious years of marriage a guy says to the wife
"darling I'm gonna take you on a sea cruise for our 3rd wedding anniversary"
"oh lovely cries his wife that's wonderful,but I've never been on board ship before so perhaps you should pop down to the chemist shop and get a packet of seasick pills"
"ok", says hubby" so off he goes down to the local chemists.
just before entering the shop, he gets the bright idea that he might be on to a bit of a good thing as far as the sexual side of the marriage is concerned,and decides to buy some condoms as well.
Going up to the young lady shop assistant he says"could I please have a bottle of seasick pills"
"certainly sir says the shop assistant, and will there be anything else you might need, like sun tan lotion or something"
"no thank you as to the sun tan lotion, but perhaps you could get me a gross of condoms"
"oh my god "says the young lady," If it makes you that sick I do'nt know why you bloody well bother"
"darling I'm gonna take you on a sea cruise for our 3rd wedding anniversary"
"oh lovely cries his wife that's wonderful,but I've never been on board ship before so perhaps you should pop down to the chemist shop and get a packet of seasick pills"
"ok", says hubby" so off he goes down to the local chemists.
just before entering the shop, he gets the bright idea that he might be on to a bit of a good thing as far as the sexual side of the marriage is concerned,and decides to buy some condoms as well.
Going up to the young lady shop assistant he says"could I please have a bottle of seasick pills"
"certainly sir says the shop assistant, and will there be anything else you might need, like sun tan lotion or something"
"no thank you as to the sun tan lotion, but perhaps you could get me a gross of condoms"
"oh my god "says the young lady," If it makes you that sick I do'nt know why you bloody well bother"
