Post by fleigerhauptman on Sept 5, 2011 2:58:32 GMT 12
Bill lived next door to an elderly chap who had a few chooks.
Now bill happened to own a cockatoo,but every now and then it would go missing.
So one day bill decided to keep an eye on the bird to see where it disapeard to.
Lo and behold sure enough he spots it next door trying to shag one of the old gentlemans hens.
Grabing the parrot by the neck he takes it back home and tells it that if ever he catches it trying to shag one of the chooks again that he would pull all it's feathers out one by one.
Well everything was fine for a week or so,but then the parrot got
bored,so off he races next door to try his luck again.
Alas bill happened to look over the fence and catch him at it again.
So he grabs the parrot yet again, takes it home,and follows up on the threat he made earlier and pulled every feather on the parrot out.
Puts the parrot on top of the piano in the lounge, and tells it that that's where it's to stay from then on.
About a week later the local minister had to call on bill to arrange
for him to fix his car,as bill happened to be a mechanic by trade,and he'd heard from one of his parishoners that bill was A1.
On entering the lounge he removes his hat, the parrot spots this and sees that the minister is as bald as a badger.
Then it yells out "hey giday you chook f***er come and sit up here on the piano with me"
Now bill happened to own a cockatoo,but every now and then it would go missing.
So one day bill decided to keep an eye on the bird to see where it disapeard to.
Lo and behold sure enough he spots it next door trying to shag one of the old gentlemans hens.
Grabing the parrot by the neck he takes it back home and tells it that if ever he catches it trying to shag one of the chooks again that he would pull all it's feathers out one by one.
Well everything was fine for a week or so,but then the parrot got
bored,so off he races next door to try his luck again.
Alas bill happened to look over the fence and catch him at it again.
So he grabs the parrot yet again, takes it home,and follows up on the threat he made earlier and pulled every feather on the parrot out.
Puts the parrot on top of the piano in the lounge, and tells it that that's where it's to stay from then on.
About a week later the local minister had to call on bill to arrange
for him to fix his car,as bill happened to be a mechanic by trade,and he'd heard from one of his parishoners that bill was A1.
On entering the lounge he removes his hat, the parrot spots this and sees that the minister is as bald as a badger.
Then it yells out "hey giday you chook f***er come and sit up here on the piano with me"
