KUNG FOO

[fleigerhauptman]

kUNG FOO SAYS TO GRASSHOPPER.
"TODAY GRASSHOPPER i AM GOING TO TEACH YOU THE ART OF
MASTERBATION"
yes master says grasshopper,what do I do?
"TAKE YOUR PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND"
yes master says grasshopper
"NOW MOVE YOUR RIGHT HAND BACKWARDS AND FOREWARDS"
yes master says grasshopper and does this slowly.
"FASTER GRASSHOPPER"
yes master
'FASTER"
yes master
"FASTER GRASSHOPPER FASTER"
yes master
"AND FASTER GRASSHOPPER"
yes master, but when do i stop?
"WHEN YOUR EYES ARE LIKE MINE"
says kung foo.