THE ARAB AND THE RUSSIAN

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THE HARLOTS OF EGYPT ARE FAIR TO BEHOLD
AND THE MAIDENS ARE FAIREST OF FAIR
BUT THE FAIREST OF ALL WAS OWNED BY A SHIEK
NAMED ABDUL LA BO BO LAMARE.

NOW A WANDERING BROTHEL CAME INTO THE TOWN
ACCLAIMED FROM BOTH NEAR AND AFAR AND
A CHALLENGE WAS ISSUED TO ALL WHO COULD F**K
BY IVAN SKAVINSKY SKAVAR.

AS THEY LAY ON THIER BACKS WITH
THIER PRICKS HANGING SLACK
THE STARTERS GUN PUNCTURED THE AIR
AND ALL GASPED IN SURPRISE AT THE SPEED OF THE RISE
OF ABDUL LA BO BO LAMARE

NOW THEY PUSHED AND THEY PULLED
AND GOT COVERED IN SHIT
POOR ABDUL'S BUM REVED LIKE A CAR BUT
HE HAD'NT A HOPE AGAINST THE LONG EVEN STROKE
OF IVAN SKAVINSKY SKAVAR.

NOW THE WOMEN THEY SCREAMED
AND THE MEN SHOUTED QUEEN
THEY WERE ORDERED APART BY THE CZAR
BUT SO FAST WERE THEY STUCK IT WAS
BLOODY HARD LUCK FOR BOTH ABDUL AND IVAN SKAVAR.

NOW THE CREAM OF THIS JOKE WHEN AT LAST THEY WERE BROKE
WAS LAUGHED AT FOR YEARS BY THE CZAR
FOR POOR ABDUL THE FOOL HAD LEFT HALF OF HIS TOOL
UP IVAN SKAVINSKY SKAVAR.