Post by fleigerhauptman on Sept 7, 2011 3:12:17 GMT 12
Little johnny's mother asked him to go down to the local bakery
and ask for 1lb of Madiera Cake.
Away he goes and when he gets to the bakery he says to the lady behind the counter "could I please have 1lb of maternity cake".
"sorry" says the lady "we do'nt have any of that sort of cake here,but if you go down to the nusing home just down the road I'm sure they'd be able to help you"
"thank you "says johnny and off he goes to the nursing home.
On arival there he asks the matron;"could I please have 1lb of
maternity cake please".
"sorry " says matron "we do'nt have any of that,but we have
plenty of pregnant tarts at the moment would that do"?
and ask for 1lb of Madiera Cake.
Away he goes and when he gets to the bakery he says to the lady behind the counter "could I please have 1lb of maternity cake".
"sorry" says the lady "we do'nt have any of that sort of cake here,but if you go down to the nusing home just down the road I'm sure they'd be able to help you"
"thank you "says johnny and off he goes to the nursing home.
On arival there he asks the matron;"could I please have 1lb of
maternity cake please".
"sorry " says matron "we do'nt have any of that,but we have
plenty of pregnant tarts at the moment would that do"?