Post by fleigerhauptman on Oct 2, 2011 5:54:50 GMT 12
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doc I'm convinced there is something wrong with me,but I do'nt know what it is and I'm very worried about it,can you help me".
"Oh yes says the shrink, that's easy to sort out,we'll do an association test And depending on your answers that will tell us what's wrong with you".
"Oh good" says the guy "at last I'll know what the problem is".
"well now" says the shrink," I'm going to draw you some pictures And after looking at them I want you to tell me what they represent".
So he draws a circle on a pad, shows it to the guy and asks "what does that look like to you".
"Oh that's a woman's" fanny"says the guy.
"hmm" says the shrink,"What about this" and he draws a square on the pad.
"ah you can't fool me doc, that's a woman's fanny too"
Good lord thinks the shrink this guy's problem is perhaps worse than he realizes.
So he draws a triangle followed by an oblong and a star.
"now then, what do these shapes look like to you"he asks.
"they're all the same as the others you've drawn, a woman's fanny".
says the guy.
The shrink then says to the bloke "Well from the answer's you've given me I can tell you what's wrong with you".
"oh thank god" says the guy "at last I'll have an answer to my problem".
"What's the matter with me?"
"Well to put it in plain language for you, you're oversexed" says the shrink.
"oh come on doc,that's all bullshit" says the bloke.
"What makes you think that"asks the shrink.
"well" says the bloke "you're the prick that's drawing all the filthy pictures."
"Oh yes says the shrink, that's easy to sort out,we'll do an association test And depending on your answers that will tell us what's wrong with you".
"Oh good" says the guy "at last I'll know what the problem is".
"well now" says the shrink," I'm going to draw you some pictures And after looking at them I want you to tell me what they represent".
So he draws a circle on a pad, shows it to the guy and asks "what does that look like to you".
"Oh that's a woman's" fanny"says the guy.
"hmm" says the shrink,"What about this" and he draws a square on the pad.
"ah you can't fool me doc, that's a woman's fanny too"
Good lord thinks the shrink this guy's problem is perhaps worse than he realizes.
So he draws a triangle followed by an oblong and a star.
"now then, what do these shapes look like to you"he asks.
"they're all the same as the others you've drawn, a woman's fanny".
says the guy.
The shrink then says to the bloke "Well from the answer's you've given me I can tell you what's wrong with you".
"oh thank god" says the guy "at last I'll have an answer to my problem".
"What's the matter with me?"
"Well to put it in plain language for you, you're oversexed" says the shrink.
"oh come on doc,that's all bullshit" says the bloke.
"What makes you think that"asks the shrink.
"well" says the bloke "you're the prick that's drawing all the filthy pictures."