Post by fleigerhauptman on Oct 2, 2011 6:43:58 GMT 12
Little Johnny is sitting with his feet in the gutter swearing like hell,when along comes a priest,and ask's him why he's swearing.
"well it's like this farther"says johnny"See that grating in the gutter?'
"yes" says the priest" "I've just lost 50c down that bloody hole" says johnny.
"And I had to work my arsehole off to earn it"
Feeling sorry for the lad, the priest gives him a $2-00 note and tells him not to swaear any more.
"Oh thank you father" says johnny.
After about ten minutes, along comes a rabbi and hearing the lad's bad language asks him why he's swearing so much.
Getting the same answer as the priest before him and not wanting to seem mean the rabbi gives johnny $5-00, and tells him never to swear anymore.
"oooh thank you rabbit" says johnny as the rabbi goes on his way.
"shit this is a bit of alright"says johnny to himself,I've made $7-00 so far, cool man"
Then about only 3 or 4 minutes later along comes a nun.
spotting her before she gets closer, he starts swearing again,but even worse than before and a lot louder.
The nun naturaly enough asks him why he's swearing so terribly.
Again johnny tells her that he's lost his 50c down the gutter grating.
"oh dear" she says,and to think you had to work so hard to earn that money I must give you some to help replace it"
So with that she hands him 20c.
"oh thank you virgin mary"says johnny.
"no no no"says the nun I'm mother superior, what made you think I was the virgin Mary?"
"well" says johnny "you're the tightest ***t I've come across so far today"
"well it's like this farther"says johnny"See that grating in the gutter?'
"yes" says the priest" "I've just lost 50c down that bloody hole" says johnny.
"And I had to work my arsehole off to earn it"
Feeling sorry for the lad, the priest gives him a $2-00 note and tells him not to swaear any more.
"Oh thank you father" says johnny.
After about ten minutes, along comes a rabbi and hearing the lad's bad language asks him why he's swearing so much.
Getting the same answer as the priest before him and not wanting to seem mean the rabbi gives johnny $5-00, and tells him never to swear anymore.
"oooh thank you rabbit" says johnny as the rabbi goes on his way.
"shit this is a bit of alright"says johnny to himself,I've made $7-00 so far, cool man"
Then about only 3 or 4 minutes later along comes a nun.
spotting her before she gets closer, he starts swearing again,but even worse than before and a lot louder.
The nun naturaly enough asks him why he's swearing so terribly.
Again johnny tells her that he's lost his 50c down the gutter grating.
"oh dear" she says,and to think you had to work so hard to earn that money I must give you some to help replace it"
So with that she hands him 20c.
"oh thank you virgin mary"says johnny.
"no no no"says the nun I'm mother superior, what made you think I was the virgin Mary?"
"well" says johnny "you're the tightest ***t I've come across so far today"
