Post by fleigerhauptman on Oct 2, 2011 7:05:02 GMT 12
Johnny's sitting on the footpath with a bucket and a great big wooden spoon,when along comes the local vicar and asks him what he's doing with the bucket and spoon.
"stirring shit" says johnny.
"and what are you going to make out of that" asks the vicar.
"A vicar" says johnny.
Being quite offended by johnny's answer he decides to tell the local constable about johnny's little escapade.
So off he goes to the local cop shop,and tells the constable what transpired.
"alright" says the cop "I'll have a few words with the lad"
So off he goes in search of johnny.
And sure enough he spots him outside his house with the bucket and spoon.
"Well now, I suppose you're stiring shit in that bucket that you've got there" says the cop.
"Yep" says johnny.
"And I suppose you're going to make a policeman out of it" says the cop.
"nah" says johnny.
"and why not" asks the cop.
"take a look in the bucket,can't you see there's not enough shit to make a cop"
"stirring shit" says johnny.
"and what are you going to make out of that" asks the vicar.
"A vicar" says johnny.
Being quite offended by johnny's answer he decides to tell the local constable about johnny's little escapade.
So off he goes to the local cop shop,and tells the constable what transpired.
"alright" says the cop "I'll have a few words with the lad"
So off he goes in search of johnny.
And sure enough he spots him outside his house with the bucket and spoon.
"Well now, I suppose you're stiring shit in that bucket that you've got there" says the cop.
"Yep" says johnny.
"And I suppose you're going to make a policeman out of it" says the cop.
"nah" says johnny.
"and why not" asks the cop.
"take a look in the bucket,can't you see there's not enough shit to make a cop"
Look for the positive in any negative situation!!!