CALL AN AMBULANCE

[Granpa]

Paddy phones an ambulance, because his mate has been hit by a car.
"Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears, and I think his legs are broken"
Operator " What is the address sir?"
Paddy " Outside 28 eucalyptus street"
Operator " How do you spell that?
Silence, .....and after a minute..
Operator "Are you there sir?" more silence, and another minute later
Operator " please answer me!
Paddy " Sorry about dat, I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I dragged him round the corner to 3 Oak street

[3boyz&1gal]

[spirit21]

[surfingranny]

Poor guy

[shazza69]

[peterj]

chap was knocked off his bike one night in J'ville. By the time the first ambulance had got there, well meaning "helpers" had moved him from the traffic island he landed on to the next one south. Thought he would be more comfortable under the street light on it. And yes, the guy had a broken femur. [ My source - the ambulance driver, who I crewed a rescue launch with. ]