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Post by spirit21 on Feb 15, 2014 12:13:27 GMT 12
Last week she checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought " I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, " Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything youv'e got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said, " That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Post by Ducky Boo on Feb 15, 2014 17:33:37 GMT 12
Spirits holiday stories;D
la la lala la lalala la
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Post by surfingranny on Feb 15, 2014 18:02:21 GMT 12
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Post by spirit21 on Feb 15, 2014 18:11:18 GMT 12
Spirits holiday stories;D la la lala la lalala la ohhh lost it now me's tad older. & had a fosil wif me.. no han pank
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Post by Granpa on Feb 16, 2014 0:17:35 GMT 12
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Post by shazza69 on Feb 17, 2014 14:15:05 GMT 12
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Post by Skye on Feb 17, 2014 21:22:45 GMT 12
hahahahahahaha
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