Post by Granpa on May 24, 2014 11:30:55 GMT 12
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on St Andrews Golf Course.
A Groundskeeper Shouts :- " Dinnae drink tha waater, E'tfoo ae coo's shite an pish"
The Golfer replies:- "My good fellow, I'm from England, Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?"
The Keeper replies, "I said , 'use two hands, you'll spill less that way"
A Groundskeeper Shouts :- " Dinnae drink tha waater, E'tfoo ae coo's shite an pish"
The Golfer replies:- "My good fellow, I'm from England, Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?"
The Keeper replies, "I said , 'use two hands, you'll spill less that way"
