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Post by Granpa on Sept 3, 2012 17:51:15 GMT 12
A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Bruce? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Bruce getting my daughter Sheila pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Bruce."
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Post by surfingranny on Sept 3, 2012 18:18:32 GMT 12
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Post by spirit21 on Sept 3, 2012 19:26:37 GMT 12
PSML Priceless alright or pricey
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Post by Ducky Boo on Sept 3, 2012 20:42:28 GMT 12
classic
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Post by shazza69 on Sept 4, 2012 6:13:29 GMT 12
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Post by Skye on Sept 4, 2012 22:16:08 GMT 12
;D
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